Vote now, vote often!
I will present to you two jokes. I will not say anything to bias you one way or another. Just present the two jokes and you, good and faithful reader, need to vote on which is funnier.
Though, if you pick the wrong one, I will pout for a week. Choose wisely.
Joke #1
A duck walks into the hardware store.
"Yes Mr. Duck, can I help you?" asked the hardware man.
"Umm... yes. Do you have any gwapes?" asked the duck.
"You mean grapes? No sir Mr. Duck. This here is a hardware store. We don't sell grapes here. You want the grocery store a block down"
"Okay" replied the duck, "Thank you" and he left.
Next day... same time...duck walks into the hardware store.
"Yes Mr. Duck, can I help you?" asked the hardware man.
"Umm... yes. Do you have any gwapes?" asked the duck.
"Look, I've done told you once. We don't sell grapes here. Now if you come back again, I'm gonna staple your webbed little feet to the floor. GOT IT???" said the hardware man.
"Okay" replied the duck, "Thank you" and he left.
Next day... same time...duck walks into the hardware store.
"YES...MR...DUCK...! CAN...I...HELP...YOU???" asked the very angry hardware man.
"Umm..." said the duck, "Do you have any staples"
"Staples!?!?!?!?" said the hardware man. "You know it's the dangest thing, I just sold my last box of staples to the customer in front of you"
"Okay. SO do you have any gwapes?"
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Joke #2
Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench talking amongst themselves, when a flasher came by. The flasher stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Needless to say, the first old lady had a stroke....
Then the second old lady had a stroke....
And the third old lady, well... she couldn't reach that far.
posted by ƒåυνέ @ 10:30 PM
16 Comments:
I vote for the three old ladies! I love that joke.
Joke 2
The last one...joke 2
Second one because well, duh, who doesn't love a joke that appeals to their dirty mind. ;)
NUMBER 2
Of course, what else would I have picked? lol
Heh.
#2
As much as I love a good duck joke...I have to go with No. 2..after all, I am a perv at heart.
#2
Its gotta be thdirty joke every time ;)
Ok, I thought I would say #1, but I read them again and choose #2
Definitely #2
gotta go with #2
the three old ladies of course!
Well, I'm a dirty old woman, so I vote for #2.
Nope, I gotta go with the duck joke.
You know...I liked both.
I'm a rebel...I know it...
since i'm late, it wont matter that i'm the sole voice of reason...joke number one is far superior...hehe
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