My boobs are smaller!
I hate to admit it, but I've discovered it is a lot easier to exercise when you don't smoke.
Dammit.
posted by ƒåυνέ @ 9:52 AM
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I'm just starting to put on summer work clothes and I expected them to be tight, but surprisingly they're loose. Did I really lose weight? Why do I feel bigger?
You're exercising? Fuck. I keep hoping people will stop doing that and then I won't have to start again. Damn you woman!
I just use the method of always keeping candy I don't like around...and being sure others eat it. If they're fat, I'll feel smaller!
~sigh~
I feel your pain. I quite two weeks ago and have cheated everyday since.... makes it damn hard to get on the torture-machine they call an elliptical though. My lungs burn like fire!
I LOVE to smoke. Fuck.
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