Is hypothermia covered under workman's compensation?
With fall upon us, and the days getting shorter, I thought you all would appreciate this superb, evocative, masterfully penned ode to the coming winter season.
Sooooo, grab a coffee, a comfortable chair, relax and scroll down to enjoy the warm feelings and pleasure that this wonderful poem will bring. . .
ODE TO WINTER
A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre"SHIT It's Cold!"
The End
We are nearing the end of week number 5 here at my rarely discussed office. 5 weeks of what? you ask. 5 weeks of the heat being broken...in November/December...in Pittsburgh...
posted by ƒåυνέ @ 7:56 AM
8 Comments:
Brrrr! Can you bring in a space heater?
Embrace the cold! Be one with the cold! Bundle up -- enjoy it! Hell, open the window!
Okay, or start a small fire.
You do at the very least have space heaters, right?
Space heaters are not allowed.
Apparently, a bazillion years ago, someone left a space heater on and started a fire.
You would think they'd make an exception in this case...but you'd be wrong...
Everyone else is like...can you do this..can you do that...me? I think, Have You reported their ass's yet???
Exactly my thought, karamia!
Instead of calling in sick, call in cold! *snicker*
Seriously, WHY hasn't the heat been repaired yet? Even if they have to order a part, heck, Santa's elves could have built the part by now!
Oh, and I finally finished the 'weird things' post. Took me a couple of days because I am not weird.
BWAAAAAAA HAAAAAA! I tried to type that with a straight face. Didn't work.
Great poem - very concise and in layman's terms.
YEAH BABY!
I came here through Thumper's blog.
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