So here's some more shit
I just had the most incredible weekend ever. I'm not going in to all the details because my readership is always greater when I'm bitter vs. schmoopy [ya sick bastards, snort] but suffice it to say that The Thing was here this weekend...and after 4 months (this coming Wednesday) the 'honeymoon' still isn't over. He's amazing.
Let's see now...what was all that other shit I was supposed to talk about? The Paperweight is getting weird on me. He's like all...trying to be...nice...and stuff. It's fucking weird. And I don't mean in the actually paying child support on time kind of nice. I mean, in the telling me I have a nice ass kind of way. (shudder) And he's made side comments about The Thing - nothing major that I could say 'shuddup ya liar' but obvious jealous-over-the-new-guy kind of stuff. Now, lest you forget, WE'RE DIVORCED! He didn't want me when we were married, what's up with this stuff now? Male ego? [rolling my eyes] Ass. So it's been, what?, 13 months now since The Paperweight and I split. It feels so much longer then that. So much has changed - I've changed so much. It's almost embarrassing now to look back on what I had become at the end of my marriage. I hope to God I never let that happen again. I think it's a good sign that I forgot about the anniversary of The Paperweight leaving. It shows that I'm not looking back - only forward. So The Paperweight better just keep his hands to himself or I'll pop him one.
Oh yeah, that reminds me...On Friday, I threatened to punch a co-worker in the face if she didn't get out of my office. Work tomorrow should be interesting, to say the least.
Yeah, I really don't play well with others. That's something I really need to learn.
Perhaps this year?
posted by ƒåυνέ @ 6:41 PM
5 Comments:
Wow. Paperweight has some nerve pulling that on you NOW. Especially when he's not paying child support. Ass.
As for not playing well with others...it's all in your perspective. Apparently she thinks being punched in the face is bad.
I like you schmoopy, looks good on you. Glad you had a good weekend!
I am also glad (in a sadistic sort of way) that paperweight is seeing what he lost. Let the schmuck suffer and just be more and more fabulous everytime you see him!
I think that's a typical male reaction - they'd rather us be miserable and say we can't live without them then to prove that we can actually live BETTER without them. ;)
As for the co-worker, you know I can't offer much advice there. lol
I like you schmoopy too. And sarcastic. And witty. And bitter.
The Paperweight is displaying typical behavior. My ex-husband called me on Dec. 13th, 2005 to be all wistful and reminiscent on what would have been our 25th wedding anniversary. Huh? Why would I have even THOUGHT about that? Weirder still was why did HE? He's the sob that cheated? Go figure. But that's how they're wired.
Don't punch your co-worker. Please. It truly won't look good on your permanent record. *wink*
i'll have to see you all "schmoopy" with my own eyes before i can decide if i like it on you or not ;c)
paperweight is an ass. a total ass. give him nary a thought. same goes for the co-worker. fuck 'em (her/him/it/whatever).
Post a Comment
<< Home