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1/31/2007

A quickie

This will be a little flighty because I'm on a small break at work while I'm waiting for some files to upload. But I haven't really posted much of anything in a while - many thanks to The Thing for distracting you with his/our story. Which brings me to Item #1...

1. The Thing promises that Part 3 will be ready for me to post by Friday night.
2. Work completely sucks. The deadline from hell is more hell-ish then normal. They decided they (The Evil Client) didn't want to wait until March for all of the information so they are making us put out an earlier package...today...about 50 minutes ago to be exact. Fuck 'em. I just had surgery...
3. I had my post-op appointment with the doc Monday night. He says he is not surprised to find that I am still trying to recovery from the surgery because in the process of my tubal he found scar tissue on my ovaries which required a lot more poking around in there then he normally does. A week later, I'm still bleeding, I'm still swollen enough that I've been standing at work with my pants unzippered beneath long sweaters all week, and my cooch is beautiful bruised shade of brownish-yellow. Attractive, no? But, as my doc pointed out, he did get some wonderful pictures of my ovaries so it was all worth it. It's a good thing he's a hottie.
4. I'm madly in love with The Thing and if I could find a way to convince him to move up here to be with me, I'd do it.
5. The Boy had a near death experience yesterday. It happened when I opened up his report card. Two D's and Two F's. He would need straight A's for the rest of the year in order to pass into the 11th grade in the Fall. The Boy has an IQ of 163. Could someone please explain this to me? And if you say 'teenage angst' I'll stick a fork...you know...
6. I have found that when push comes to shove, The Paperweight is not entirely evil. Being left with no other options, I had him take me to the surgery last week. He was wonderful, held me while I bawled my eyes out in the recovery when none of the pain meds would work and fetched me whatever I wanted. He then proceeded to take me home, put me in bed, and take care of everything else. He took care of the kids, kept me supplied in water, crackers and Percocet, spent the night on the couch so that he'd be there if I needed anything, and took care of the kids the next morning.
7. Two days later, he asked to borrow $350 from me so he could pay his taxes. I said he wasn't entirely evil.
8. Though Hottie Gyn would disagree. He's still so angry at The Paperweight for walking out on me and the kids that he wouldn't speak to him at the hospital. Doc told me at the appointment Monday that he didn't show Paperweight the 'wonderful' pictures of my ovaries either because he didn't think Paperweight 'deserved to see them'.
9. I think I broke something on the computer...um...
be back later...

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol...sorry your cooch is ummmmm discolored. Good luck with that deadline!

Wed Jan 31, 04:12:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell did the hottie doc do to your cooch?

I'm glad your doc is mad at The Paperweight. Shows he cares about you, and that he's human.

And screw it... wear sweatpants to work. ;)

Wed Jan 31, 06:33:00 PM EST  
Blogger ƒåυνέ said...

He bruised me. [whimper]

Two incisions were made; one through/in my bellybutton and the other "by my pelvic bone" (ie. right at the top of my cooch...top of the hairline region, assuming I had hair...um...)
Anyway, that one is a very teeny tiny incision. He did a great job and it won't be at all noticable when it's completely healed. However, for such a tiny thing, it managed to turn almost my entire nether regions into one giant bruise.

Wed Jan 31, 09:02:00 PM EST  
Blogger Thumper said...

#5...Not teenage angst; rather, teenage apathy. I went through it with mine, too. Smart as shit, better than gifted IQ, but he didn't give a shit in high school. He tested out, went to a community college halfway through his junior year, and excelled. HS just sucks for some kids...

I'm sorry your cooch is bruised, but honestly, I'm trying to not imagine it...

Wed Jan 31, 11:12:00 PM EST  
Blogger Kara said...

tell the thing to hurry the hell up..and why wasnt he there??

um, the near death experience comment cracked me up, i can relate.

Wed Jan 31, 11:37:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm reading this very early in the morning, when my comprehension of well, anything, just isn't that high, and it took me three readings to understand that you weren't talking about your couch.

Hope you and your cooch get back to normal soon!

Thu Feb 01, 07:37:00 AM EST  
Blogger angela marie said...

All this cooch talk before I eat breakfast. whew.

I've had the same procedure, but unfortunately the pictures didn't turn out...and it would have looked cool, because I had an artery that burst...blood and stuff.

Ahem, finish your breakfast now folks. LOL!

Hope you are feeling better soon and I am so glad that you can still get some respect from the Paperweight, but even more glad that you are in love with someone who is GOOD TO YOU. :)

Thu Feb 01, 08:31:00 AM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree w/Thumper - teenage apathy. However, my nephew/roommate is really smart but he is also a great artist (when the spirit moves him). Brains/art usually = chaos in their lives. So right now, he is working thru his last year of HS for a termite exterminator. Good Money in this part of the world (S. TX). Hell I'm just glad he is working.

Sorry about your post surgery difficulties. Hope you and all your remaining parts are feeling better soon.

CatLover/DogOwner

Thu Feb 01, 12:16:00 PM EST  

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