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5/26/2009

The one where I explain what's been going on and why I drank all the wine

  • The Boy had his last day of class and preparations began for his graduation ceremony next week. I will not believe he actually graduated until it's all over and I'm holding his high school diploma in my hand. Don't ask what his plans are after graduation. We have no idea.
  • The Paperweight (with 3 Hole Punch) will be visiting our new house for the first time ever so that he can attend The Boy's graduation ceremony with us. I have thereby cleaned, scrubbed, painted, planted, mowed, mulched, dusted and/or remodeled anything that sat still long enough to allow me to do so. That man must be green with envy when he leaves and have no doubt in his mind that The Girl will forever and always be better off with me.
  • I've learned that I still have a lot of growing to do.
  • I've also discovered that the only thing more adorable than a beautiful blond-haired blue-eyed six year old little girl is a beautiful blond-haired blue-eyed six year old little girl who has lost her two front teeth a day apart. Seriously, you could eat her right up.
  • At least you can right after we find out what's causing her UTIs. She's had three in 2 1/2 months and are now dealing with things like urologists and sonograms. I'm too old for this.
  • I found a new mole and am headed to the doctor's. Again. I'm too young for this.
  • At the beginning of a 4 day heat wave (temperatures of 90 & above), we discoverd our air conditioner was broke.
  • My laptop decided it had had enough and could no longer live with it's motherboard thereby forcing me to call Dell Tech Support.
  • I had to call Dell Tech Support. Enough said.
  • And last, but certainly not least, after 6 weeks of wait and wonder, this is the week I find out if I'm one of the 10-15 employees being let go from my office.

I need more wine.

10 Comments:

Blogger Arwen said...

Let's split a bottle. When do I get to see you again?

Tue May 26, 08:25:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous lemming said...

Holy carp, when it rains it pours.

As for Dell 'support'? Ha-everytime Matt calls them I make him go outside so that the kids don't pick up any new words. They can seriously get it on anally with a truck's tailpipe.

Wed May 27, 08:57:00 AM EDT  
Blogger Bob said...

Tell the Girls it's front to back.

Always, Front to back.

Wed May 27, 10:24:00 AM EDT  
Anonymous Mags from TX said...

If you B-BH-BE 6 y/o takes baths, it could be from bubble bath, soap in the water. Had a friend whose daughted had this issue. She had to start taking showers at a young age due to her sensitivity.

Just a thought.

Mags from TX

Wed May 27, 10:57:00 AM EDT  
Anonymous Mags from Texas said...

I knew I should have previewed my damn message: daughted=daughter.

It's Hump Day!

Wed May 27, 10:59:00 AM EDT  
Blogger Shelly said...

Whoa. That's a whole lotta bad. Fingers crossed that you keep your job. And congrats to the Boy!

Wed May 27, 11:06:00 AM EDT  
Blogger Unknown said...

I wish those moles would just fuck right off!!!

Mother fuckers

Congrats to the boy good luck with PW and 3HP

I hope its not you with the job and in general be well...

I am defo off the drink after the most recent stint

so have one for me but pour me a juice :)

Spending some time with the Kitties worked btw ;)

Wed May 27, 05:01:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous coolchick said...

Sending big hugs your way. Holy crap Fauve, that's a lotta crap at once! I am confident, however, that if you are a victim of the downsizing, you will recover nicely. You may even come out better off. Polish that resume just in case. And I wanna see missing front teeth pics and graduation pics!!!

Wed May 27, 10:09:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Unknown said...

Need more wine?

I hope everything is just a worry and not more (the mole is just a mole, your daughter grows out or has a simply remedy, and you aren't out of a job). It's difficult waiting and hoping and not knowing.

And show that POS that you're the best mom in the world!

Thu May 28, 10:55:00 AM EDT  
Anonymous madison805 said...

sending good vibes your way Fauvie!

Fri May 29, 03:15:00 PM EDT  

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