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2/03/2006

Quote of the day

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and the day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." -- Bob Ettinger

2 Comments:

Blogger jac said...

i like this idea....sorta kinda...can you imagine what kind of temp might be chosen for you? i'd rather pick my own temp tyvm.

Fri Feb 03, 04:23:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Absolutely agree with Jac. If your partner is leaving you, they may choose a temp based on spite. They'd obviously pick someone worse then themselves!

Sat Feb 04, 10:34:00 AM EST  

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