Actual conversation

The Girl: Do you know what my favorite shows are?
The Boy: No, what?
The Girl: Max & Ruby, Dora, and the Steelers!
The Boy: I don’t like the Steelers. I like the Packers.
The Girl: Why?
The Boy: (looking at me out of the corner of his eye) Because the Packers are responsible enough that when they ride their motorcycles, they wear helmets and they wait until they have a license.
The Girl: (silent glare)
The Boy: Can you say ‘responsible’?
The Girl: Yes.
The Boy: Let me hear you say ‘responsible’.
The Girl: Go Steelers!