It's a strange, strange world

Last week, I posted the Top 10 ways to get me to ignore your email due to the overwhelming response by freaks to my online dating ad.

This week, I present to you the:

The Top 10 Worst Online Dating Headlines

Oh, and for the record, I did the copy/paste thing with these; so you are seeing them exactly as they are....no joke....

Now on with the list!

1. "No barbie dolls but you have to be smoking hot."
2. "I'm a lover not a fighter, unless I have too"
3. "I am the most easiest person to get along with."
4. "I am single."
5. "Outdoor cook looking for a new grill(girl)!!!!"
6. "If I'm crazy enough to try this, please indulge me"
7. "I like to have fun at any cost."
8. "i a truck driver"
9. "Do you have pretty feet?"
10. "Are you attractive and have a billion$? I'm yours"