Random thoughts, information, and crap

I was going to do an official Thursday 13 format post, but that seemed like way too much trouble this morning. I don't think I've done one since February so I'd have to scroll around and find the code and do I really have 13 and most of it is crap anyway and yada, yada, yada....And the truth of the matter is, I just like to hear myself talk anyway. So does it really matter how I say it?

Anyway......

My bra and panties have to match each other. I can't, for example, wear a white VS bra and blue Hanes panties ::shutter::

I sucked my thumb until I was 10 years old. I only gave it up shortly (months) before I started smoking.

My two brothers once tied me underneath of a bed and left me there because I was annoying them.

Did you know that if you actually attempt to find out "how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop", that your tongue will bleed? I speak from personal experience.

I have to open my mouth in order to put on mascara.

Oh! and I saw Dr. Hottie last night. If I have sexual harrassment charges filed against me today, I will not be at all surprised.

I passed the 200,000 mile mark on my car last week.

My left breast is larger then my right.

I signed up for an online dating service yesterday. I worried that it was too soon. But, I figure, if Paperweight can do it while we are together, I should be fine 5 months after he moved out right?

I follow a truck home most days after work that has a bumber sticker that reads "God loves my tattoo".

I once had a co-worker who would buy me lollipops because he liked to watch me lick them.

Am I the only one who finds it terribly amusing when the guy in the next car flips you the finger then you see the Jesus fish stuck to their bumper as they pass?

Okay, I just checked and I've already gotten 10 responses to my online ad.....Half are mucho scary looking and the other half are total babes. None of them show pictures of themselves with their vehicles though, so I'm already more impressed then I expected to be.

The most productive thing I've done at work today was to schedule my vacation time for next month....