A walk in the Junk Mail folder

The writer Amazing Size emailed me the titled "Ouch that has to hurt" letter today. Even though I did not open said email, I'm going to assume it wasn't for diet pills. I love the subject "I'm looking for some strange cock" though I myself prefer a normal cock. But I will admit to having the occassional humorous cock in my day. And who can forget the amazing author "Bigger Loads"? Being that I haven't dated in more then a decade, I must be a little behind the times. I had no clue that I was to be looking for the size of a man's load. Has the old saying "it's not the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean" been changed? Apparently "wave" size is now being medically enhanced. I would assume that this is to eliminate the who-sleeps-in-the-wet-spot fight by having both parties sleep in it.

Creator SXY_Wife says "Wives want men for sex". Personally, more then one 'dick' in my life is enough for me, but thanks for the offer.

And now there seems to be "Affordable_ED". Here all this time I thought it was free! What a rip off!! But now with affordable prices, at least the women who is tired of Bigger Loads can now can meet the expense of ED. Hurry now, Father's Day is almost here and this offer won't last long. The one I seem to get the most is the one titled "Permant Growth". Is this the competition for all of the drugs promising temporary growth? Is there a pill that will make men 2 or 3 inches longer but only for a few hours? What would that do to a girl's self esteem if the medicine wears off in the middle of sex? So we have strange dicks, multiple dicks, bigger dicks, growing dicks, bigger loads and limper dicks. I guess there really is something for everyone. God bless the internet.