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8/23/2006

I have discovered:

That having more food in my fridge, means having more food spoil before it is eaten requiring me to clean said fridge, which is a fate worse then scrubbing toilets.

That having one less person to clean up after, run errand fors, and/or pick-up from practice leaves me a ton of free time; which means I actually have to exercise after work since I no longer have an excuse not to.

That I can do one load of laundry every two days instead of two loads of laundry every day. Though when I am throwing that single load into the washer, there is no one leaning up against the laundry room door asking if they can help.

That The Girl can go about her evening in blissful peace away from the teasing, poking, tormenting reach of her arch-nemesis. Eliminating the need for me to repeat the phrase 'leave her alone' my standard 1,012 times each day. It also requires a lot of extra cuddles at bedtime when she stresses about where 'her Boy' is and when he is coming home.

I have discovered that life without The Boy is very clean...very quiet...

and very boring.

3 Comments:

Blogger Kara said...

lol, yup, I agree

Wed Aug 23, 04:03:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhhh, but they come home, and once again, all will be as before. Quickly. Even after they are grown and off at college.

Wed Aug 23, 07:33:00 PM EDT  
Blogger The Cluck Wagon said...

At first, with the extra food, less laundry,etc., I thought you were talking about the paperweight being gone. Because those are all discoveries I made after my ex was gone. ;)

Thu Aug 24, 09:49:00 AM EDT  

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