WACKITY SHMACKITY DOO

Things I've learned this week:

If you clean your office desk, your boss will assume you don't have enough work to do and will give you another project to work on.

What that mysterious song is The Girl has been singing while she packs her lunch box; the theme song to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

The Paperweight can, at least once in his life, keep his mouth shut - it being in the best interest of his daughter.

You can get Girlfriend to propose to you by buying her a Snickers bar.

Leg cramps at 2 am will make you cry and beg for mercy.

More then I ever wanted to know about yawning, courtesy of The Thing.

That The Paperweight and 3 Hole Punch are living together, courtesy of The Boy.

David Gray rocks.

You can get The Boy to clean his room, including the closet and under his bed, without argument if you take him out to breakfast first.

Curtains are expensive.