Mass hysteria and other things you've missed
- The Thing and I went to my office Holiday Party. A good time was had by all. At least from what I can remember. I look really hott in the pictures though and that's all that matters. And I'm pretty sure Girlfriend made it through the whole thing this year without sticking a bread basket on her head.
- Once again The Paperweight had agreed to me buying all of the Christmas presents and he would chip in half the money. Once again, he's welching on the deal. Note the look of shock on my face [insert voice dripping with sarcasm here]
- The Girl was in a Christmas show at school. She, with her class, sang and danced to three songs. She didn't seem at all nervous or shy. Yea!
- I have discovered that I don't feel as comfortable coming here to my blog as I used to. I wonder what reactions will be when I talk about way personal things like
- The Thing coming up this weekend and for the first time in 14 months we didn't have sex.
- And the fact that I'm really really upset about it. Not upset like sad & depressed. I mean like fucked off upset. I'm probably hormonal. Though I usually just cry when I'm hormonal in lieu of getting fucked off. So I think I'm just fucked off that I didn't get fucked. Well, that's not entirely true though it is a significant symptom of it. I'm feeling a lack of control. I'm feeling…powerless.
- I think I'm in the process of making a new friend at work. She's really nice and pretty cool. And it's probably a good thing I'm moving in 5 1/2 months. If I wound up with 2 actual friends I don't what would happen….Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes... The dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.
- I'm addicted (pun intended) to the show Weeds. I'm only half way through Season 2 though so don't anyone spoil it for me.
- The Paperweight has confirmed that 3 Hole Punch will be joining us for breakfast on Christmas morning. I'm calling their house at 5am to make sure she 'gets ready' before coming over.
- If I see a commercial for Moon Sand one more time, I'm taking vacation this week as well and staying drunk until the new year.
- Yep, I'm on vacation next week. There is the holiday of course and then I figure I'll need a week to recover from dinner at Fred and Wilma's so I'm not returning to work until after the New Year. Unless, of course, I can figure out how to turn the lack of sex this weekend in to an acceptable excuse for not going there on Christmas Day. Quite far fetched, I know, but I'm pretty creative when I'm desperate and horny.
- Thank you everyone for your kind support to my last post.
- I discovered that The Paperweight hates the 3 Hole Punch's kids. She has two; a boy & a girl, older then The Girl and younger then The Boy. The Paperweight says they're "idiots".
- My bosses gave me a bonus. I so rock.
- And I'm really really tired. Deep in my bones kind of tired. I'm feeling old and unsettled and mis-placed. I think I need a cookie.
posted by ƒåυνέ @ 2:15 PM
9 Comments:
I wish I looked "hott" in the latest pics for the holidays - yikes.
Horny and hung over - is there any way to feel worse? Okay, I guess all that plus losing a limb would be worse...
A cookie? Is that a secret code word for a "fuck"? ;)
So, the paperweight has backed off on his end....that's pretty shitty if you ask me.
sometimes you have to take matters in your own shower head...lol. have a great holiday
I'm sure there was a perfectly good reason for you not having sex this weekend. Like you were way too busy or drunk. :: wink ::
Glad you're getting a little holiday time off. I'm planning to take next week off as well and I go back to work Jan. 3rd! Woo hoo!
LMAO @ Gregg...I'll remember that.
The not feeling comfortable coming here any more... Interesting maybe that's a thing thing ?
Everyone needs a break so enjoy your time off
on that note once in 14 months the mans done well give him a break I know there is a distance there but friction burns hurt
Once again The Paperweight had agreed to me buying all of the Christmas presents and he would chip in half the money. Once again, he's welching on the deal.
I'd tell him to buy his own presents then and tell the kids these are all from me and Santa (if you do Santa for your daughter). Come on, how can you welch on your kids??
Come on, how can you welch on your kids??
That was of course directed at Paperweight.. not you. :P
My dad used to do that shit with my mom when they got divorced. It is super bullshit. She finally got sick of it and started just putting her name on the stuff. If he does not want to put the money out for the kids gifts then let him look like the shmuck but do not let him bask in the glory of the Thank yous and love that you get from your kids it is not fair. Maybe next year tell him it is time to buy seperate gifts.
On the whole getting no action this weekend sorry sweetie I feel your pain for the past two weeks hubby and I have looked at each other and been like nah sleep sounds better!! We are exhausted this month it just must be going around.
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