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10/13/2008

Why I drink #306

My great aunt emailed me today to tell me the latest family controversy.
[insert ominous sounding music here]
Apparently, my 93 year old grandmother that was recently placed in a nursing home has decided she wants dentures so that she can eat what everybody else is eating. But her kids don't want to spend the money to let her have them.

I should have stayed in bed this morning.....

8 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

I am really truly sorry but that made me snort tea down my nose

Mon Oct 13, 07:43:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Unknown said...

That bites!! LOL

Mon Oct 13, 09:30:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn Family ;)

Tue Oct 14, 01:03:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Shelly said...

Someone would deny their own mother TEETH?! HAHAHA - she must be as bad as my mother. I'm writing that idea down.

Tue Oct 14, 02:44:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Thumper said...

Holy carp. How much are dentures? We can start a collection...

Tue Oct 14, 07:22:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lord have mercy. I guess she's too much of a burden, so denying her the dentures, ultimately denies her good nutrition, thereby hastening her demise. Not at all cool.

Tue Oct 14, 08:33:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At the nursing home that my gradmom was in the inmates would wander around and just pop any old set of teeth the picked up into their mouth. That might work for your aunt.

Wed Oct 15, 09:43:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Chazya said...

okay, why?

what is there reasoning?

this cant be good!

i agree with thumper, take up a collection at chip in!

Thu Oct 23, 03:27:00 AM EDT  

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