Fork In The Head Friday
Can't believe I almost forgot this! I read about it a few days ago and would certainly like to stab Miss Sharon Stone in the head.
posted by ƒåυνέ @ 12:24 PM
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3 Comments:
WTF?!!!!!!! If she said that to my daughters, I'd kick her ass! Of course, then I'd go to jail, but still. *shaking head*
After I read that I had to go & blog about it too!
She should be arrested for that trash! What right does she think she has to speak to someone else's daughter on that!
It's this comment that makes her look absolutely idiotic: "If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them."
Hello? Can't get out of sex? I understand peer pressure, but why would she encourage a girl to give into peer pressure? If a person truely cannot get out of sex there's more of a problem there than condom use or oral sex.
I don't think she has children herself. Tell me this woman hasn't been allowed to breed, please.
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