Sign on my office wall
Dear Lord, I pray for
Wisdom to understand my man,
Love to forgive him and
Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength
I'll beat him to death.
posted by ƒåυνέ @ 9:10 AM
Troupe
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Fauve: Me. Intelligent, pollyanna-ish, with a touch of sarcastic smartass.
The Boy: my son; football player, sister-torturer.
The Girl: my daughter; able to make men do anything with a bat of her eyelashes.
The Thing: Boyfriend; expert at stealing hearts & lovemaking.
The Paperweight: Ex-husband; spends amazing quantities of time doing absolutely nothing.
3 Hole Punch: Paperweight's girlfriend
Other Cast Members
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Girlfriend: Co-worker, fellow blogger and my BFF
Thing 2: Close friend of The Thing, with us the night we met
Fred and Wilma: My parents, who haven't spoken to me since the divorce
Inigo: One of Thing's oldest and closest friends
Buttercup: Inigo's ex(much to my dismay) girlfriend
YRLFSATP (You aRe Loud For Such A Tiny Person): The Thing's ex-girlfriend, the name says it all
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4 Comments:
lmao...thanks for todays laugh
ROFLMAO!!! Thanks, I need that laugh this morning!
AMEN!
That's hilarious. It sounds exactly like something my sister would say! Maybe I should frame it for her!
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