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7/17/2006

Let's beat the Monday blahs

and have a little fun because my week has been Crazy (yes, with a capital C) and Lord knows I don't feel like working....

Do you know, are you friends with, and/or do you hang out with Swingers?

If a good friend of yours, who has been trying to have a baby for the last 17 years, asks you to be a surrogate mother for her, would you do it?
Would it make a difference if the baby was genetically yours or not?
Would the fact that said couple were Swingers effect your decision?

Have you ever or would you participate in a threesome?
Would the sex of the other two make a difference in the decision?
(would the other two participants need to be of the opposite sex, for example)

If a co-worker were bi-curious and wanted you to be her first experience, would you do it?

If the guy you were dating said it wouldn't bother him if you fucked his roommate, would you make out with said roommate to prove the point that yes, indeed it would bother him?

LOL....sorry...where was I?

If a very good friend has lived with the same asshole for the last 8 years and has broken up with him and is moving into her own place....and this person now sees you as their Idol because you dumped your own Paperweight, whom you were actually married to....is it okay to feel smug?
Is it okay to hook up this friend with, say, the above mentioned roommate?
If so, would you tell her first that you made out with him?
Or should you just hook her up with the bi-curious coworker and kill two birds with one stone?

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL, now these are some really funny questions.
I'll answer but It's gotta be annonymous because I don't want my answers linking back to my blog. My MOM reads that!!!

1)Yes, I am great friends with a couple that swings.
2)My sister-in-law was having trouble conceiving and I offered to surrogate for her. In the end I wasn't needed (Yay, I'm gonna be an auntie!!). I would have prefered that the child be genetically from the parents. I hadn't given any thought to me being more than a carrier.
3)I have participated in a three-some. It was two women and one man. They are a couple I know very very well and trust completely. That was very important for me. I am definitely curious about two men and a woman.
4) No no no!!! Stay away from the co-worker thing. If it goes badly and there are weird feelings that would be a very scary thing. You can't put any distance between you and a co-worker.
5) Probably... I'm kind of bad that way.
6) Yes, you can feel smug, just don't act smug. Setting her up with the roommate is ok if you think they would be good together but YES you need to tell her about the kiss and hopefully it was a really long time ago. And as far as setting her up with the bi-curious co-worker, please refer to question 4.

hehe, that was fun!!!

Mon Jul 17, 12:37:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Kara said...

Holley Toledo Batman! lol

um...I plead the fifth...hehe

Mon Jul 17, 02:04:00 PM EDT  
Blogger The Cluck Wagon said...

I was so laughing at the kissing the roommate thing - made me think of Desperate Housewives!
Sounds like life has been a bit interesting of late. ;)

Mon Jul 17, 10:06:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Your Mother said...

Holy Jesus! Yes I know swingers. I'm not into it. I'm entirely too jealous for that kind of thing. However, there is a club in Phoenix that TheMan and I went to once. ONCE.

Yes I'd make out with the roommate. In fact, I could tell you a story about a roommate. *wink*

No I couldn't surrogate because I would become too attached to the baby and want to keep him/her.

I could never participate in a threesome. See jealousy thing. sex wouldn't matter as long as there was one man. Yes, I've given this thought as it is TheMan's greatest fantasy.

I couldn't be someone's bi first time either because that would be my bi first time too and that is just weird.

Finally, yes, hook her up with the friend. Spill your guts. Nothing to lose there. Right?

Tue Jul 18, 02:09:00 AM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ix-nay on the ookup-hay. Key word in the entire post was 'co-worker'.

Do you really want to crawl up in the middle of a bunch of drama like that right now?

By the way, hope you're feeling better!

Tue Jul 18, 10:21:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With all the above said I have a tendencey to default to what I want to do. So...with that said...do what YOU want to do. Life has risks, nothing ventured, nothing gained. Gotta love the old broad in Harrold and Maude(good movie). You gotta live, live, live.....

Tue Jul 18, 11:27:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nielsen

Tue Jul 18, 11:28:00 PM EDT  

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