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3/06/2007

Since you guys did such a good job Sunday

Here's something else you can help me out with. My technorati profile sucks. It really does. I know none of you have seen it, because, if you had, you wouldn't have bothered to come here to read in the first place. However, I have a difficult time trying to describe myself and describing my writing (is that was this is?) is even more difficult. AND to make matters worse, I talk too fucking much. Technorati only gives you a very limited number of characters and I kept going over by a few thousand. This is the sad shit I was left with :

My journey from bad marriage to entering the dating world after 2 decades and finding love; all while raising two kids, working full time and being totally neurotic.

See? Sucks...
So there is your assignment for today. How would you describe me and/or this blog?

Um, yeah. Have you noticed that too? That, with the exception of a very heart-felt letter that just called to you to scream for details, I haven't written anything personal in quite a while, now have I?
I should probably do something about that, eh?
Um
You see, the thing is...
Nevermind.

Okay, okay! Fuckers. [sigh]

You see...The Thing and I...

Um, we kinda sorta...

We've been talking about moving in together.

8 Comments:

Blogger Shelly said...

Oh how wonderful!!! I'm so happy for you! And yes, I had noticed that you hadn't written anything personal, but hey - it's your blog and you'll tell us what's going on whenever you want to! : )

Tue Mar 06, 01:37:00 PM EST  
Blogger Kara said...

woo hoo!! big step.
As for your profile..have you looked at mine??? lol. mine sucks. I think i just put a pic on it in the last few months. Do people really read them? eh gads....im in trouble if they do.

Don't worry about the personal stuff....i say that because i'm having issues writing myself and if you dont either, i feel less guilty...yes, it's all about me..lol.

The whole boyfriend thing has got me messed up on how to write about it...i dont know how you did it.

Tue Mar 06, 03:31:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually Fauvie, what you've condensed isn't half bad, considering the space you have to work with. It's just something to draw 'em in right? So we could make up anything we wanted, in reality?

Logistics please, on the thinking of moving in thingy. Doesn't he live like a couple of hours away?

Tue Mar 06, 05:10:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you really want to draw a crowd, throw in a few words like "Fetish", or "Dominatrix", or "M.I.L.F."... And it may not hurt to mention that you are a barely legal nudist with a web-cam.

Seriously, though... I think your blog is perfect just the way it is :) (And I know I haven't mentioned this yet, but congratulations on finding The Thing... You desrve someone who treats you as well as he does)

Tue Mar 06, 11:22:00 PM EST  
Blogger Your Mother said...

SHUT UP! OH MY HELL! I've got to start reading more!

Wed Mar 07, 12:43:00 AM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's about damn time! :)

Wed Mar 07, 12:17:00 PM EST  
Blogger ƒåυνέ said...

It was actually a fantasy of mine to be referred to as a MILF for years...and so when I found out that one of Thing's friends (Thing 2 actually) had called me that, I was all excited, lol.

So how does, "Neurotic MILF finds love after divorce" sound? ;)

Wed Mar 07, 12:36:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perfect!!!!!!!!! lol

Wed Mar 07, 04:33:00 PM EST  

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