It's just too bad the Starfuckers Inc. lyrics didn't work because I love that song

Besides, any time you can work "Starfuckers, Inc." in to a post is pretty cool in my book.

Okay, guess I should actually vent. Otherwise I'm going to instigate a mutiny here at the office. Of course, that could be kind of fun. We could all dress up like pirates and shit. I could persuade Johnny Depp to come decked out in his Captain Jack Sparrow duds and help us out.

Much drinking of rum would ensue and I would persuade both Johnny and The Thing that a three-way marriage really could work. And I'd be whisked away from the asshole of the universe (ie. my office) to live in blissful harmony with my true love, a bottle of rum, and kinky three-way sex. [sigh]

Well, a girl can dream, can't she?

Wait, where was I?

Oh, yes. Work sucks. I can't go into details, of course, but...
I've had mentioned that my current Project Manager is a cunt. Well, that wasn't entirely fair. To one's cunt. At least my own. She's more like a big ole nasty hooker's cunt that is currently undergoing treatment for a yeast infection.

You all should thank God now that I didn't insert a picture for that one, eh?

My company is currently "in transition". At least that's what they call it in the corporate world. For those of you who haven't been blessed with the privilege of sitting in your own 6' x 10' personal hell, I'll explain:

tran·si·tion (trān-zĭsh'ən, -sĭsh'-)

1. Passage from one form, state, style, or place to another. Passage from one subject to another in discourse. A word, phrase, sentence, or series of sentences connecting one part of a discourse to another.
2. In music: A modulation, especially a brief one. A passage connecting two themes or sections.
3. In genetics: A point mutation in which a pyrimidine is replaced by another pyrimidine, or a purine is replaced by another purine.
4. In sports: The process of changing from defense to offense or offense to defense, as in basketball or hockey.
5. In childbirth: A period during childbirth that precedes the expulsive phase of labor, characterized by strong uterine contractions and nearly complete cervical dilation.

6. In the office: A period during a phase of strong labor in which the bosses fire a lot of experienced people, hire a lot of 12 year olds, and use the money saved from yearly salaries to give themselves large bonuses to fund vacations to Italy.

Starfuckers, Inc.