A girlfriend by any other name would be just as ignorant
While a lot of the suggestions for nicknaming The Paperweight's girlfriend made The Thing and I laugh, loislane's hole punch made us both snort. I, of course, will be more specific, and therefore far raunchier, and make her 3 Hole Punch (get it? 3 holes? I kill me). She may end up 3HP for short, we'll see. And it is the most appropriate, I think. You see, I'm not in to the whole hating the new girlfriend thing really. I've never even met this woman and my kids tell me that she treats them well so there really is no reason (as of yet) to dislike her. True, it may be instinctual to think WTF is this woman thinking?!?! But remember, they have only been together roughly 5 months. I certainly hadn't figured out by 5 months that The Paperweight was, well, a paperweight & an ass. Also, knowing The Paperweight as well as I do, I am 99% sure this woman is nothing but a 'hole punch' to him. So, if anything, I figure she deserves my (our) sympathy. This poor woman has no idea what she is in store for and I only hope that she is smarter then I and gets out before she gets hurt too badly...before he completely demolishes her self worth and esteem and she believes that not only can't she do better but that she doesn't deserve better. Pray that she finds out the truth quickly while there is still time for her to find a Thing of her own.
posted by ƒåυνέ @ 9:34 AM
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Weird - I just had a long conversation with my ex's fiancee yesterday and she said she told me that she now understands what went wrong between me and the ex. He's not a bad guy, but he's a hard person to live with (irresponsible with money and jobs and NO self-esteem.) I told her god bless her if she could do it when I couldn't.
I love "3HP" -- too perfect!
Yes, it is appropriate to feel sympathy/empathy/compassion for 3HP, since she can't possibly know what's in store for her. But if she treats your children well, that's a good thing for now, as she'll provide distraction for The Paperweight.
Sooooo..... good weekend???
LOVE 3HP!! Thanks for the laugh!
I've come to the comclusion that most women 'settle'. I personally know of 2 women that are either engaged or married, that only married/got engaged cause there's no one else. In fact, the one that is engaged, told me the night before she got engaged that she 'knew' he wasn't the one for her. But yet, here she is more than a year later, still engaged.
Makes NO sense to me!! Thank GOD I found my 'thing'.
I don't know...3HP makes me think of 3 horsepower.
You feelin' sorry for this girl already?
Loislane...I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that conversation.
coolchickie...weekend was great, of course. I'll update tomorrow (hopefully).
BTDT...I don't get that either, but my sister and I have discussed situations like that before. I find that most people don't get married when they find the right person. Instead, they do it when they are ready to be married and just marry whoever they happen to be dating at the time.
slick...very sorry. Once they hit the 6 month mark, he'll start having the sex drive of a paperweight as well. Poor 3HP...she better make this next month count.
I snorted too. 3HP is perfect!
3HP is without fail the funniest and the wrongest but that only adds to the humour ;)
Can we at least convince her to write a blog ?
lol...you are one sick puppy. Guess that's why I like ya so much...lol.
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