Perhaps
this is a distant relative?
posted by ƒåυνέ @ 9:24 PM
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Fauve: Me. Intelligent, pollyanna-ish, with a touch of sarcastic smartass.
The Boy: my son; football player, sister-torturer.
The Girl: my daughter; able to make men do anything with a bat of her eyelashes.
The Thing: Boyfriend; expert at stealing hearts & lovemaking.
The Paperweight: Ex-husband; spends amazing quantities of time doing absolutely nothing.
3 Hole Punch: Paperweight's girlfriend
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Fred and Wilma: My parents, who haven't spoken to me since the divorce
Inigo: One of Thing's oldest and closest friends
Buttercup: Inigo's ex(much to my dismay) girlfriend
YRLFSATP (You aRe Loud For Such A Tiny Person): The Thing's ex-girlfriend, the name says it all
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5 Comments:
I read about this in our local paper and was going to look it up and post the link for you! How funny!
He probably had it coming....
LOL...I love that they had a picture of a fork. Like we wouldn't know what it was...
You have more taste then that woman Fauvie. You would have at least made sure there were no wittnesses ;o)
Ah...KDKA news. Keep those fork tines sharpened....
Wonder if this'll prompt concealed fork permits.
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