Fuck it all to hell
Sorry, was listening to Deni this morning….
angela marie is the smartest woman alive. Visit her often.
Even if madison had a blog, I wouldn't link to it just because he makes way too much fucking sense to have any connection with me. And does Lori know you are volunteering her to quit smoking? If not, let me tell her cause I want to hear her laugh her ass off...
Dear Anonymous….um….it's probably good that you're anonymous because the whole 100 lb thing I could have really done with out.
I just knew that someone as cool as Contrary would be a smoker. She's totally right you know. Just because you other guys are too big of pussys to handle a little coughing…. Ahem….sorry….
Coolchick, my love, I'm going to save my response for you until tomorrow….gives me a good excuse to bring back the Fork in the head Fridays……
LoisLane loves me long time….You and madison should get together and go bowling or something.
I totally remember doing the same, K. I quit smoking while pregnant and nursing both of my kids and I have to admit I did the same. And with both, the day I was done nursing, I went out and bought a pack of cigarettes and with the first one; there was no dizziness or sickness…it was like... sigh….I'm home…..
Ah, Steve…another smart one. He's also a totally twisted sick motherfucker and you have to go read his blog because he'll make you pee your pants laughing…while vomiting…
And unconditional love from Sudiegirl. Thanks, you rock.
You are right, Nielsen. I've never smoked in my house or anywhere around the kids. But I've gotten no complaints in the kissing department from The Thing.
I am open to suggestions, karamia, if you find out the name. I've used patches before and they cut back on the withdrawal symptoms, but I coughed more with them then I ever did from smoking. Weird, huh?
Wild Rose; I'm so glad that some one has finally taken pleasure in my misery. At least something good is coming out of this eh? :P Oh, and I'm glad you like the pic of me and Happy Bunny. Alas, in keeping with the spirit of my anonymity, I won't be posting a pic of myself here. However, for those of you who desperately want to know what I look like (and The Thing too for that matter) you'll just have to figure out on your own where "over there" is and track me down.
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Glad you could feel the love - and didn't harp on my stupidity. ;)
And had to laugh when I read your comment today, because I read it before the other one and thought you were telling me to get over myself. Was a tad confused at first. Doesn't take much. lol.
And no fair on the picture! I wanna see!
Hey Fauve, in response to what you wrote about more coughing when you tried the patch...
That is actually way normal (and sucky, yes, I know). Your lungs are trying to get all the crap and gunk out (yummy?). I thought I was going to cough up my spleen for about 3 months after I quit. It does stop eventually, I promise.
I totally relate to the "I'm home" feeling from smoking. It's probably because I have such fond (and some fabulously drunken) memories of great friends while smoking.
Again, good luck. You'll do it when you are damn well good and ready. And until then,, tell the world to:
BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!
I'm a listener and not a blogger. All I'd be able to post would be boring crap that no one would want to read about.
I don't know if you and Lori getting along so good is a good thing..lol. She has been trying to quit. If you'd want a partner I'd be happy to ask...then duck.
btw...we probably have more in common then you think. I just have a few more years on you so I have a handle on most of my stuff ;o)
Well, I should have qualified that 100 pounds and added that it was not a happy time for me in general. My fiance proposed in November (that was a happy thing), Mom passed away in December from cancer, 11 days before my oldest sister was dx'ed with the same extremely rare kind of cancer Mom had, only sis was terminal by the time they found it. I quit smoking in March, sister died in May, and I got married in October. Not only did I have to deal with a death in the family (#1 life stressor) twice over, I also had to deal with planning a wedding (#2 life stressor).
Not that all that is an excuse for food abuse. Just that I might not have gained quite so much if I hadn't quit smoking in the middle of it all.
Ugh... I should have said my BOYFRIEND proposed in November.
Duh.
Wow, anon...that totally sucks. I'm glad that you managed to stay sane thru all that. So sorry. :(
On a totally different note...I see that I have you fooled, my friend Fauve. You think I'm smart? Holy crap. That's a lot to live up to! LOL!
*runs up behind Fauvie, yanks her britches down and smacks her on the patootie, then runs like hell*
Love ya girl!
Laughing while vomiting is my speciality...
It's harder than you might think. ;)
Steve~
I quit about 4 years ago and what made it easier was being in the hospital recovering from a heart attack. Now I realize that may not be the best way to do it but still, it WAS effective.
BTW... I'm smoking again now and I'm quitting again in a week. I can't use the patch because I'm allergic to the plastic that's in them. so it's gonna be nicco gum and LOTS of altoids.
I'll keep my eyes open, I just remember that it mentioned treating the bodies addiction to the smoking vs the physcological addiction....it interested me because I thought maybe it could have helped my dad.
I will tell you one thing - my dad didn't quit smoking until his lung collapsed and he was diagnosed with cancer.
Once hie quit, though, he stayed a non-smoker. He was only given 18 months to live, but he lived an extra six years...something he would have never had if he'd ignored what the doctors told him.
Hope the non-smoking quest is going well.
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