Relationship advice needed
As you know, being stuck in a horrible relationship for more then a decade left me with little idea as to how a real healthy relationship works. So, from time to time, I have sought out your advice, true and faithful reader, on what I should do in certain situations so that I don't fuck up my good thing with The Thing.
So once again, I am reaching out for solutions to our current dilemma. The Thing and I had a bet, the reward being $50. I, because I rock, won said bet. The Thing is now trying to welch on the deal. While I'm all for being a good sport, I totally think he should have to pay up since the bet involved me doing an extremely embarrassing action that he never in a million years thought I would do. So I'm asking, since I am headed down there this weekend, don't you think he should fuck my brains out do something else to make up for it?
All comments will be forwarded to The Thing so plead my case well, please.
posted by ƒåυνέ @ 2:07 PM
17 Comments:
Fauve...the simple asnwer is yes...lol.
Thing, Thing, Thing. How could you ever welch on a bet with such a wonderful person as our Fauvie.
Not knowing what the bet was or the end results it is only fair that if you were going to make her live up to her end...oh yes you would have, then you should live up to yours.
Think of this down the road. One day you may win a bet over her (quit shaking your head Fauve) .....would you want her welching on the bet? She totlly could with this precedence you are setting.
shit...answer, answer. I can spell...really
A bet's, a bet...pay up!!
Was the thing you did, (not the THING hiself), will it give him material to tease you for the rest of your lives together? If so, he should pay up.
Was the thing you did, (not the THING himself), was it that bad to do? Did he have to talk you into it? Will you be scarred for the rest of your days and blush every time THING brings up the thing? If so, he should pay up.
Never mind havingthe ammunition to tease you with for the rest of your life, good grief, not even once!!! THING; if you know whats good for you PAY UP and don't ever mention it again.
Janice
He should pay up AND, um, so something else. After all, he doesn't want you think he lacks honor...does he?
When you take into account that women have a way (They have to be writing it somewhere but I aint going looking for the pocket book) of remembering everything for use in arguements or just against or to embarass or remind us who is the superior sex or just to tease us, come on thing take the only sensible option (your gonna put out anywho so that doesnt really count)
I've been quietly reading this blog for about 2 weeks now. I'm a shy commenter and I have to say - if you're going down there this weekend you're probably already going to get your brains F*cked out.
So if you insist on another means of payment it shouldn't be something that you'd get anyway - because then what's the point...
What I'm saying is that he should f*ck your brains out and then pay you £50 (he's getting off quite cheaply if you ask me if it was something really embarrasing) for the privilege
sex plus detail your car! Wash, wax, vaccum.
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. ;)
Time to pay up Thing!
You should let him off the hook as long as he indulges in your every whim this weekend.
I'm thinking he's gonna do that anyway....
Don't you want the money too?
The standing rule here for bets is 'money or sex', so I'm on your side.
Or he could spend the $50 on either some sexy outfits for you or...erm. 'Toys', shall we say. I highly recommend babeland.com.
Sorry, Thing. you sound like an awesome man, but a bet is a bet. ;)
--lemming
yes. yes. and yes.
what was the question again????
Whoa....welch on a bet??!! Dunno what part of the country Thing is from but if you make a bet in my neck of the woods ya better stick by it. A bet is a bet...period. End of discussion. Both parties agreed. The official ruling in this case should be.....
Thing should put his mouth where his money is (wink..wink...nudge..nudge to Fauve)
and pay double the bet for welching and carry her bags when she is done spending it. Hopefully Thing is foward thinking here and being graceful in defeat stands to reap way more than the original investment.
Saw this too late to help out, but hopefully you got the sex AND the $50! However, personal satisfaction of knowing you won the actual bet is something you'll hold over him forever. He can't take that away from you!
what would $50 get you in sexual favors, I wonder...
yes, he should pay up or compensate. relationships are all about trust, and if you did your part, he should at least respect you and your relationship enough to reciprocate :)
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